Karen on a couch

When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must.

When your man is in pain you give him a Karen on a couch.

by Caring Karen April 16, 2023

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When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must do.

My man was in pain so I gave him a Karen on a couch.

by Caring Karen April 16, 2023

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Ass couching

“Bernard had a long, hard day so now he’s ass couching.”

by Mando76 April 24, 2021

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Someone who isn't good enough to bring to your bed for sex.

Hey friend, what happened to that couch tuna you brought home last night?

by XFUZZ May 29, 2021

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A lazy person who sits on a couch and be lazy all day

by Couch patato666 May 09, 2023

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When you are homeless, and you are calling anyone and everyone you know hoping they will let you sleep at there house, on the couch.

Dennis, a homeless-jobless old man is couch shopping - trying to find someone/anyone who will let him crash at their place and sleep on the couch.

by BBDinOC April 06, 2017

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1: I'm such a lazy person.

2: Yeah, you are a bit of a couch potato.

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