Wii fitting

Purposely not opening someone’s message

I’m wii fitting Ben because I don’t really want to talk to him

by Jen Morton February 5, 2023

Wii U

The Wii U is a handheld console created by Nintendo.
Many people claim that the Wii was superiour without realising the Wii U has a Wii Emulator.

And Mario Kart 8.

A: hew do you want to play the Wii U
B: no shut the fuck up nobody likes that bullshit
A: it has a Wii emulator
B: oh

by a doorhandle April 16, 2023

Wii elevator music

Wii music edited to sound like elevator music.

I searched for Wii elevator music.

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 20, 2022

Wii elevator Snapchat

A Snapchat taken in the elevator with Wii elevator music playing in the background.

Baby pirate Isabella (eyepatch): (blows nose in the elevator) (lisping, shyly) Arrrr, this here be me Wii elevator Snapchat.

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 28, 2022

Wii bulge

When you’re wearing a wii controller and hit someone with it and then do heroin

I gave that girl a fat wii bulge the other night..

by Puff dragon October 13, 2018

Wii U

What Happens When Developers Take The Wii Designs And Shit All Over It.

Dude, Your Design Is The Next Fucking Wii U.

by A reel person October 22, 2018

Wii

Strange white box thingy that Nintendo created on November 1st 2006 for rich white people wave white remotes at; to pledge their allegiance to Satan.

Priest: I haven't see your son in a while now, is he okay?

Mom: Oh our Johnny's been in his room playing the Wii for six months now, I've heard its great for young minds!

Johnny: God is a lie Super Mario Smash Brothers is the almighty creator! Come forth my Nintendo brethren!

by Emperor Momo July 31, 2018