evil wii

the highly experimental and rare version of the Nintendo Wii that, instead of playing games, will play games and kill your whole family, steal your motion, and ensure you have absolutely zero bitches.

Person 1: Hey, dude, what are you doing?
Person 2: Oh, just using my Evil Wii.
Person 1: Oh, damn, my bad, gang, proceed.

by INEEDMORESLOP February 8, 2025

Wii Backdoor Swing

The act of taking a Nintendo Wii-mote and shoving it up your friends asshole, then lifting them up and using them as a WIi-mote.

"Dude, this games way too hard. Let me do the Wii Backdoor Swing to make this game a little harder."

by SkibidiSigma87 February 20, 2025

I own a Wii U

Ancient African slang for "I'm a dissapointment".

I own a Wii U.

by MindLockAERO September 15, 2022

wii

nostalgic console

Wii is a nostalgic console

by ArzKri May 21, 2022

wii

The 5th generation of Nintendo's video game consoles. Also, it is a total chick magnet. If you are going to have a small party with friends and you have some girls over, bust out the wii. Its easy to use controls and ability to make people interact is great entertainment.

Guy1: I have no ideas on how to entertain the girls. what should i do?

Guy2: bust out the wii!

by serjsoadfan January 13, 2008

Wii bulge

When you’re wearing a wii controller and hit someone with it and then do heroin

I gave that girl a fat wii bulge the other night..

by Puff dragon October 13, 2018

wiiings

the ability to live forever

red bull gives you wiiings

by the god of 7's October 26, 2022