When you look like a greasy mixture of a nasty ol goose and the horridness of a turkey......usually also got sickle toes
by RLOVE March 3, 2003
Get the GOOSE TURKEY mug.Gertrude lives across from the high school so she can tempt the boys with turkey melts during their lunch period.
by luckypork July 15, 2011
Get the Turkey Melt mug.Slang for a seagull. First used on The Simpsons when Bart was attacked by a seagull and Nelson used the term. Can also be used when you want someone on the beach to hurry up- "hey beach turkey, let's get going".
by Stinky August 31, 2017
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(friend looks over to see a large and very flabby woman with extremely flabby breasts)
"You're such a bosom turkey."
(friend looks over to see a large and very flabby woman with extremely flabby breasts)
"You're such a bosom turkey."
by ovechkinrockssox March 6, 2008
Get the bosom turkey mug.A maneuver used by males suffering from limp dick syndrome, usually caused by too much illegal drug use. Stuffing the turkey is to weasle an otherwise useless limp penis into the vagina of a female which will result in a fully erect, useable penis.
After 10 ectasy pills and 2 grams of cocaine Eric had no option but to stuff the turkey.
"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"
"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"
by The Whisker Biscuit Basher July 27, 2005
Get the stuff the turkey mug.1) (noun) A goofball; one who resembles in actions or deeds a particularly silly bird (such as a domesticated turkey).
2) (noun) A general term of endearment, said by people from Kentucky to silly butts.
3) (noun) Can indicate an intimate connection with someone, depending on inflection
2) (noun) A general term of endearment, said by people from Kentucky to silly butts.
3) (noun) Can indicate an intimate connection with someone, depending on inflection
Person one: "Do you want me to pause it for you?"
Person two: *looking shocked* "Did you just ask if I want a suppository?"
Person one: "No, you turkey-bird!"
Person two: *looking shocked* "Did you just ask if I want a suppository?"
Person one: "No, you turkey-bird!"
by Bird-n-Pika January 14, 2010
Get the Turkey-bird mug.You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbles like a turkey
Verb Turkey fingered
You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbled like a turkey
Ex “An there I was ready to get my back blown out and he turkey fingered me out of no where”
You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbled like a turkey
Ex “An there I was ready to get my back blown out and he turkey fingered me out of no where”
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