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The Battery Conservation Paradox

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
by Senormeowington October 14, 2011
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The 2 Day Paradox

When something shitty happens literally 2 days after something great happens. This can encompass anything really, and it’s strange how it happens so much.
Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?
by Keklord Supreme July 20, 2022
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The "Verbel" Paradox

When a woman gets absolutely no dick and is also a Karen.
Oh look at Nitsan, she has the "Verbel" paradox, lets all laugh.
by Aldwin7777 September 10, 2022
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Melancholy Phile Paradox

The melancholy phile paradox states that a person who enjoys being sad is not really sad at all because enjoyment is happiness
Fucking melancholy phile paradox arent you a sadist???? wwwwwwwww
by Helivitica January 25, 2024
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9ahba paradox

Since 9ahba has a "hofra" inside her, and there is a "9ahba" in a "hofra" the "9ahab paradox" is created.
Sofiane : Hey look Abd El Ghani, there is a 9ahba paradox right there !
Abd El Ghani : Damn ! i hope it gets fixed soon.
by Ktululu May 26, 2023
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Hypocrisy Paradox

Consistently being silent about or speaking out against those things that normally you speak out against or keep silent about as circumstances dictate.
Preacher Anthony captures himself in a Hypocrisy Paradox each time he rants against same sex marriage from the pulpit on Sunday after marrying a couple of fornicators on Saturday.
by snake plisskent June 2, 2020
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Infinite Hot Dog Paradox

If there is a dumb question or statement that can be add with a Infinite Hot Dog then its a Infinite Hot Dog Paradox.
Dude have you heard of the Infinite Hot Dog Paradox? Yeah, it made Dean go crazy.
by Pistachio Brothers December 25, 2023
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