The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
by Senormeowington October 14, 2011
Get the The Battery Conservation Paradoxmug. When something shitty happens literally 2 days after something great happens. This can encompass anything really, and it’s strange how it happens so much.
Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?
by Keklord Supreme July 20, 2022
Get the The 2 Day Paradoxmug. by Aldwin7777 September 10, 2022
Get the The "Verbel" Paradoxmug. The melancholy phile paradox states that a person who enjoys being sad is not really sad at all because enjoyment is happiness
by Helivitica January 25, 2024
Get the Melancholy Phile Paradoxmug. Since 9ahba has a "hofra" inside her, and there is a "9ahba" in a "hofra" the "9ahab paradox" is created.
Sofiane : Hey look Abd El Ghani, there is a 9ahba paradox right there !
Abd El Ghani : Damn ! i hope it gets fixed soon.
Abd El Ghani : Damn ! i hope it gets fixed soon.
by Ktululu May 26, 2023
Get the 9ahba paradoxmug. Consistently being silent about or speaking out against those things that normally you speak out against or keep silent about as circumstances dictate.
Preacher Anthony captures himself in a Hypocrisy Paradox each time he rants against same sex marriage from the pulpit on Sunday after marrying a couple of fornicators on Saturday.
by snake plisskent June 2, 2020
Get the Hypocrisy Paradoxmug. If there is a dumb question or statement that can be add with a Infinite Hot Dog then its a Infinite Hot Dog Paradox.
by Pistachio Brothers December 25, 2023
Get the Infinite Hot Dog Paradoxmug.