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Woofer tickets

Kendrick Lamar is coming to town for a concert. Did you get his "woofer tickets"?
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Expired Lottery Ticket

Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.

Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
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Ticket

The price of something you paid for or somebody else paid for.
Damn I just dropped a ticket on these shoes!
by Greazy420 September 6, 2020
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ticket tout

A person who asks people for their unexpired transit tickets and resells them to people for less money so they can save on the cost of a ticket which is an illegal practice.
I just saw a guy selling used tickets get kicked out of the bus station by security for being a ticket tout.
by James_In_Ottawa October 14, 2020
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Ticket to Ride

Monopoly with railroads
Bob: You wanna play Ticket to Ride?

Tom: Isn't that just Monopoly with railroads?
by Ballsack Guy February 6, 2020
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Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replacetoilet paper
Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”
by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019
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ski lift ticket

Hey bro, I'm looking for some ski lift tickets for the weekend... you have any?
by BigDSco April 19, 2018
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