by Greg "Gmoney" Gonzalez May 6, 2025
Get the Woofer ticketsmug. Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.
Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
Get the Expired Lottery Ticketmug. by Greazy420 September 6, 2020
Get the Ticketmug. A person who asks people for their unexpired transit tickets and resells them to people for less money so they can save on the cost of a ticket which is an illegal practice.
I just saw a guy selling used tickets get kicked out of the bus station by security for being a ticket tout.
by James_In_Ottawa October 14, 2020
Get the ticket toutmug. Monopoly with railroads
by Ballsack Guy February 6, 2020
Get the Ticket to Ridemug. by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019
Get the Shittin Ticketsmug. by BigDSco April 19, 2018
Get the ski lift ticketmug.