Texas batman

A sexual maneuver in which a man sneaks up behind the victim and simultaneously whispers "I am the bat" while inserting is throbbing erection into his targets rectum.

Frank: So I gave this girl the "Texas batman" the other night.
Jimmy: You sneaky bastard.

by Degenerates August 5, 2009

texas

The biggest and baddest state of them all(15 states can be put into Texas and we'd still have 1000 miles left) where everything is bigger and much better than places such as California. Home of a Ranch bigger than Rhode Island,the home of trunk poppin, Dr.Pepper,home of the first word spoken from the moon which was Houston,home of swangin on 84's and vogues, chopped and screwed music, SA Town, D Town, and H Town which are all 3 in the top 10 most populated cities in the U.S.
The Lone Star State was the only state that was its own country, and the only state worthy of even making a definition of.


If you aint a Texan, you wish you were.

1.Texas is the home of the playas and pimps.

2.Damn, Texas sure is a better place to live in than California...

3.God bless Texas.

by TexasBallin May 19, 2005

Texas Tea Bag

The process of putting your sweaty nutsac on the forehead of passed out buddy, or your girlfriend.

I just got back from the gym, so I gave Billy a Texas Teabag while he was passed out on the couch.

by Hans and Mike July 25, 2003

Texas Fakeout

When person A is having sex with person B from behind, person A will remove his penis and spit on person B's back to simulate ejaculation. Person B will turn to investigate when person A really ejaculates on person B's face.

Susan was being such a bitch, so I gave her the old Texas Fakeout!

by fransky January 6, 2008

Big Spring, Texas

Also known as the "Big Shitty", or the "Big Suck". The town is often mistaken to other morons as "Big Springs" but there is only one spring and it's contaminated.

I was born in Big Spring, Texas, A.K.A. the "Big Shitty".

by lulu72 December 9, 2008

Texas Fling-A-Wing Doo

After fucking a woman for a few hours to loosen her up, use her ass to warm up some BBQ sauce and her pussy to store blue cheese dressing. The woman then stands on her head and you invite the boys over to enjoy some chicken wings. Garnish to taste. Serves 4.

Now that Alice's syphilis is cleared up, all the boys wanna come over for a Texas Fling-A-Wing Doo party. Tim, you better throw more wings in the oven!

by FluffyTDGP February 23, 2009

South Texas Jawa

Often people of the Hispanic Culture who drive around suburban white neighborhoods looking for ANYTHING broken down that they can buy and / or steal so they can fix to sell or use. Lawnmowers, Washer/Dryer, Cars, Trucks, Blenders, ect. South Texas Jawas can easily be spotted by the old Ford F-150 pick-up they drive with the bed full of parts. Often they will pull an old trailer that is over loaded with more junk. You can see South Texas Jawas late night, towing broken down cars or cherry picking the junk pile in suburban neighborhoods before community pick-up. South Texas Jawas will also be up at the crack of dawn on Saturdays to rifle through yard sales and try to negotiate a cheaper price than listed. Swap Meets are another place that they can be found.

I heard a strange noise when I was in bed last night. When I looked out the window I saw three South Texas Jawas pulling my old dryer out of the community trash pick up pile and loading it into the bed of their truck.

by Bulldog October 16, 2008