Carthage, Texas

Shitty ass town where you can’t 6 feet without meeting someone who fucks their cousin

Yee Yee Let’s go to Carthage, Texas

by CoatHangerAbortion April 27, 2019

texas blackbird

Noun -

When you're working in a wind turbine and you have to take a shit, you shit in a black trash bag. Then you throw it off the tower.

Look how far that Texas Blackbird flew when I threw it off the tower.

by Ordam September 15, 2016

Texas Lovetap

A mixed drink consisting of a glass of lingonberry juice and lime Flieschmanns

Bro, I just had two Texas Lovetaps and I need to take a monster piss.

by WinampLlama August 12, 2009

Texas Chowder

Voluntarily vomiting while simultaneously ejaculating, resulting in a multi-colored mix of red and white (when done correctly).

Thomas had just eaten a huge Thanksgiving dinner and wanted to keep up with his bulemic schedule, but was also very aroused. To save time in the bathroom, he decided to give himself a Texas Chowder.

by LF-ex November 12, 2010

Texas Lettuce

The 2 dollar bill that you can obtain from the state of Texas which is where they are commonly found.

James: hey you got some Texas Lettuce
John: what's that?
James: it's 2 dollar Bill's

John: oh nice, where can you get it
James: from Texas, that's where it's found

by Exabyte_26 September 16, 2019

Texas Right

When a person in the left lane cuts across the right lane to dart in to the exit or turn lane. This typically happens on the highway.

I hate it when people cut me off to make a Texas Right!

by Abia July 12, 2011

Mabank, Texas

A small town where kids pull up with a lip full of dip in their 4x4’s to school, and no one gives a crap because they’re probably related. Yee yee Bubba.

Have you ever been to Mabank, Texas?
No one has

by Tko10 February 16, 2019