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Hym "And I'm quoting myself here... If I tell you to delete me... No matter what I say or do and no matter what happens to me... Don't ever do it. Ever. Never in a million years."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2025
Get the If I tell youmug. a phrase used by young children, usually aging from around 4-10, to indicate what a person had said beforehand was inappropriate and unsuitable to say in a school. People over 10 will most likely use it satirically.
edgy 13 year old: shut the fuck up man or else it's done for our asses
little sister: ohhhmmmm im telling of you!!!
little sister: ohhhmmmm im telling of you!!!
by Teyst April 16, 2024
Get the im telling of youmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
Get the Tell Me What Is up SOme Moremug. Tell a Turtle Time is when you’re gathering with people and sharing about your day or sharing something with someone.
by thalia_ August 20, 2022
Get the Tell a Turtle Timemug. (verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma July 24, 2013
Get the telling everybody your limo is triple parkedmug. A beautiful and great girl. She has a good personality and gets all the guys, she is really smart but doesn’t think before she does stuff that’s why she does dumb stuff.
by EmmaS12345 May 31, 2020
Get the Tellmug. by Ronja lakovski December 13, 2016
Get the zara tellmug.