tart cart helmet wearing window licker

Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape

Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker

by Drake50s January 29, 2018

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Tart

An idiot.Somebody who does something stupid and doesn’t even know it .

The person wore the new clothes he bought at work even though he wasn’t sure he was keeping them!Then tries to return to the store all soiled,expecting to get a return ,lmao.I definitely laughed when I heard this,and replied what “tart”

by Juicey~poo December 27, 2022

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Timber Tart

Noun: A woman who professes a strong knowledge of conservation based activities such as hunting and fishing in an attempt to gain popularity with men who have such interest but is in fact noticeably ignorant in said field of knowledge

Man 1: Danielle said she wanted to to the blind with us this weekend!
Man 2: nah, she’s just a timber tart she’ll ruin the hunt.

by Degenerate1 October 23, 2023

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Fudge Sundae Pop Tart

Basically heaven in your mouth and not anything sexual. Fudge sundae pop tarts taste lit.

Fun fact: A Fudge Sundae Pop Tart is 9% of your daily calorie intake.

Person 1: I just had a fudge sundae pop tart!
Person 2: Can I have one?

Person 1: go away

by russian cat. June 28, 2023

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