Pop Tarts from your Uncle

Receiving a crappy gift/date/stalking from an older slightly creepy man.

Dude that date, was like getting pop tarts from your uncle.

by Doc Fitz February 28, 2019

tart cart helmet wearing window licker

Are small bus retard that wears a helmet to protect himself and licks the window to try and escape

Your a tart cart helmet wearing window licker

by Drake50s January 30, 2018

Z-tarted

The feeling one gets after being around Z for any length of time

Joe: hey mike you seem, different. Is everything ok?

Mike: nah i just feel like an idiot, being around Z has me feeling Z-tarted, if you will.

by Rojoson December 25, 2019

tart's tractor

A vehicle owned by a woman that's much too big for them to competently handle, but they think it gets them attention.

She's all over the road in her tart's tractor.

by hackneydiv September 25, 2024

Peach Tart

Someone who is uniquely special. Often preceded by the words 'such a' to describe the individual.

Michael Cera is such a peach tart.

by MGSwizzl3 February 01, 2016

tart boner

When you get excited walking into a patisserie and notice how sexy the tart section looks.

Oi! put your tart boner away. There’s enough cream in here without you blowing your load!

by Slippy slipper slapper December 12, 2017

squash tarts

A generic Pop Tart that has an unpleasant tasting filling and looks as if it flattened rather than rose during baking.

I hate it whenever mom buys those generic squash tarts that taste like the flavor was all squashed out.

by December 28, 2024