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Trumpet

That guys is being such a trumpet.
by The ClaperWolf August 24, 2019
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Rusty trumpet

A girl eat yo booty whole and tickle yo dick between the legs
Damn bro that rusty trumpet was fire”
“You mean rusty trombone?”
Shut the fuck up
by Pepepoopoobitch September 1, 2019
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Trumpet Kid

A Trumpet kid is a internet meme of a child or teenager annoying a girl or female with a trumpet . This internet meme has been memafied multiple times setting a annoying or normal song like the child is playing the song.
That kid is a real annoying kid .
OR.
That kid is a real trumpet kid
by Your_Maker June 5, 2018
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Trumpet

Verb. Pronounced: "Trump It"
When you emotional tweet about something as if a twelve year-old would.
You're drunk Jimmy, don't go trumpeting about cultural appropriation. Just pass me the goon sack you gronk.
by nou June 6, 2018
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The Shoe Trumpet

The shoe trumpet is when you cut the end of a shoe off and insert it in your partners private part and blow air into it to fill her up and make her queef
"Yo I tried the shoe trumpet with Tammy lee last night she queefed so long"
by LilNickker April 18, 2017
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Trumpet-in-chief

Alternative title for President Trump, one of the greatest propounders of stupid bullshit the world's ever seen.

Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!
A: So, our president just tweeted again...
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?

A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!
by Charlemagne1993 September 13, 2017
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Fiery trumpet

After a night of spicy indian food with your female date, while getting head while she is on all fours you wrap your arms around her stomach performing somewhat of a heimlich maneuver spraying spicy fecal matter about the room.
"Had a fun date bro gave Samanta the old fiery trumpet"
by Mtg187 September 19, 2017
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