tree eater

When one crashes into a tree while mountain biking or on an ATV/dirt bike.

Bryan is such a tree eater!

by Nathan Thorn August 1, 2011

tree jew

similiar to drop bears, they will jump on you and instead of mauling you, will file your taxes.

Man, that guy Sam Levine is such a tree jew!

by stretcharmdick October 8, 2014

Number tree

A name defining a tall person unsure if there name is a number

Number tree was unsure if his name was a number

by Foomin October 10, 2021

unemployment tree

In southern ghettos, its the large neighborhood oak tree that unemployed blacks gather under to hang out all day.

Tyrone: you gonna play cards under the unemployment tree today?

Jerome: you know dat... i aint got no work to go to. Muh dick.

by Kikeslammer1488 May 28, 2018

Tree Narc

A police helicopter hovering in the tree tops reporting your every move to police on the ground. This either happens during crime in progress or when your trying to come up. Also posssible post crime.

Damn fool..RUN!!...I see them tree narcsI told you this was a bad lick. We fuc€ed...

by MangoNKisten June 29, 2016

Trees are green.

Follows a comment in person or online where the response has no related connection to the topic. Amplifying the non-relevance of the prior response with irrelevant additional comment.

It is a sentence. Trees are green. Read the definition.

“My hair looks nice today”

Smh

by Kontinjent August 31, 2020

good tree

When you have OG weed or good ass weed

“Damn, that’s some good tree you got there.”

by Brokenheart0116 December 1, 2017