Slumber Jump

When one is on the verge of death and is revived by unprovoked anal sex. (Typically while in acoma)

That b*tch be lookin like sleeping beauty so I slumber jumped her.

by She hole January 25, 2014

Jumping on bed

Fucking

Me and my wife were jumping on bed last night

by Dhehdhdhdh June 20, 2022

Jizz Jumping

The awkward act every hetero female is familiar with: cupping their genital area and waddling to the bathroom for clean up post coitus.

I recorded my ex girlfriend jizz jumping and sent it to everyone on her company mail list after we broke up.

by Milopie Sneezypee August 22, 2016

Politically Jumped

When a group of the opposing political spectrum initiate in bashing your views.

Person:I believe in universal basic income

Group: nope that’s dumb

Group: high fives brochacho
Person: did I just get politically jumped ?

by Furrio August 16, 2020

Corner jump

Splitgate|Advanced maneuver|tactical reposition
Verb/noun
An amazingly tricky maneuver in the infamous video game known as splitgate. Devised by the three greatest players on the platform, these chads invented this strategic positioning that leaves your enemies completely bamboozled. However this is incredibly hard to master, typically taking 3+ years to understand and apply in the heat of battle.

Guy 1: yo corner jump watch this corner jump
*guy 1 clutches*
Guy 2: bro how dyou do that

Guy 1: simple tactical repositioning, aka the corner jump
Guy 2: damn I’ve never seen that before
Guy 1: corner jumping is very hard to master, took me 3+ years
Guy 2: wow ur so cool

by ThatGuyPablo April 10, 2022

body-jump

When a person attempts to plagiarize, imitate, or take credit for the actions or persons of a source.

Nipsey was a real Og and after he died, fake niggas wanted the clout of his wisdoms so they constantly try an body-jump.

Can you please stop flagen you body-jumping ass demon!

by PoppaRager January 22, 2020

Jumped a Claim

When the only reason you visit a restaurant is to take a massive dump in their public restroom.

I was driving down the freeway when all of a sudden I had to take a huge shit, so I pulled into a Claim Jumper and Jumped a Claim. It was a good decision, I felt better.

by Jstring June 3, 2016