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mitt job

performing a hand job whilst wearing an oven mitt
Last night she gave me the best mitt job!
by Newport Joe August 6, 2008
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coke job

When a guy takes a coa coala bottle smashes it over a girls head and makes her snort coccaine off his dick.
Jon: Dude how was your night last night?
Alec: It was awesome I bought a 2 liter of coke then I gave Tiffany a coke job.
by Billy Mccringleberry September 19, 2013
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Suck job

Getting your lips around somebody's shaft and giving it a good old suck until they cream on your tonsils
I'd give those lads Harvey and Cam a suck job anyday. I've heard that girl Becky is good at giving suck jobs
by Helentaylor March 10, 2015
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Toad Job

Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
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Getting so drunk don't care you will probably get head from a girl over 225 pounds.
Kyle- Bro, Jake got a toad job last night!!

Joe- No sir! That's not cool!
by TheBestMane October 23, 2009
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brat job

Having a girl feed you a bratwurst or any other phallic shaped object while recieving a blow job.
Man, I got a great brat job last night. The girl was great and I sure do love bratwurst.
by Grade August 28, 2007
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hair job

She wrapped her very long, soft, sensuous hair around my cock and stroked me until I went straight to heaven.
by john May 13, 2005
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Smoke Job

when a chick smokes and gives you a blow job at the same time. the hot smoke feels wikked.
my girl gave me a smoke job last night.
by cruzie February 5, 2010
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