Crunch

Someone who is lame, boring, and doesn’t like to have fun

Joe was being such a crunch last night he wouldn’t go to the club with us

by Appleears March 11, 2022

Crunch

slang for one;s head

mate, can you shut the fuck up, you’re doing my crunch in!

by anonymous January 17, 2025

The Crunch Time

The Crunch Time is when there is a long project due and you need to finish it in one hour. The word can also be used as just "the Crunch" or "Crunching" in verb form. Used as a synonym to "Grind" which is for gaming. This word is for work.

Bob was procrastinating on his social studies homework, which was due in an hour. He had officially entered The Crunch Time so he could finish on time.

by Monkayman April 8, 2021

Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

Face Crunch

The act of proving someone wrong. Especially after they have argued with you and you are RIGHT!!!!

Man, I really gave Daniel the face crunch when he argued there was never an escalator on the first floor of the Pavilions by Maggiano's.

by The Good Side of Amy B. July 20, 2010

Crunch

When you're about to knock somebody out or punch someone

Da'Jon: "I'm finna crunch his dumbass"

by GAZER GAZER SO October 1, 2019

Crunch and Munch

caramelized popcorn for about one doLLar at waLgreens

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by HeartcLefs January 23, 2024