A place of mystery, the only place in north Florida where old people know how to drive. The true Florida stereotypes live there, AVOID IF YOU HAVE REGARD FOR YOUR OWN LIFE. Weed is easy to get if you don’t act like a tard and say some dumb shit like “is this shit even good?” The answer will either be a 45 In your face or a beating because “how dare you ask such a stupid fucking question?” People there are either friendly, rude, or keep to themselves (because they are involved in a crime syndicate). They have rednecks (the type that will teach you how to build a nuke in your backyard), stoners (like hitting three gravity bongs in rapid succession type of stoner) there are gators and rattlesnakes. Don’t make the yankee mistake and try to pick up a Eastern diamondback (It doesn’t want to be your friend).
And heed my words avoid mcDavid, trust me the people who live there are some scary motherfuckers.
And heed my words avoid mcDavid, trust me the people who live there are some scary motherfuckers.
Person1: I’m going to escambia county.
Person2: are you fucking mad?
Person1: no I’m going there to learn how to start a drug empire.
Person2: are you fucking mad?
Person1: no I’m going there to learn how to start a drug empire.
by aviaguestxy November 07, 2022
Pinellas county in Florida. Where the hick-gangster hybrids live. Also the easiest place for a 14 year old to score lsd and mdma
"Damn g I was gonna go to mobil on highland but its almost 12 at night and I don't feel like talking to any meth heads tonight, cant get a break in p county"
by Jit not jhit weirdos February 23, 2021
This is the place where people who are Hench but not Shredded live.
Eating in Caloric excess to accelerate muscle mass gains in bodybuilding can result in a large but undefined physique.
Bodybuilders who possess this bulky but low quality muscle mass are said to be in "Carb County"
Eating in Caloric excess to accelerate muscle mass gains in bodybuilding can result in a large but undefined physique.
Bodybuilders who possess this bulky but low quality muscle mass are said to be in "Carb County"
"Have you seen Steve these days? He's massive"
"Yeah but he's big but hes got zero definition"
"Yeah he's the mayor of carb county"
"Yeah but he's big but hes got zero definition"
"Yeah he's the mayor of carb county"
by Scaredtoleavethehouse May 07, 2012
A person who is not attractive is seen as hot at Martin County high school bc there are no "hot" people.
Dude 1: "she bad"
Dude 2: "Nah bro take off those county goggles"
Dude 1: "Yeah mb u right she kinda ugly"
Dude 2: "Nah bro take off those county goggles"
Dude 1: "Yeah mb u right she kinda ugly"
by grantice November 19, 2021
also known as thot county, a small kentucky town full of meth heads, potheads, yeeyee boys, and fishy hoes. located
by joemomma57261 November 16, 2019
Mayville and Horicon where all hell goes to die marshman are zombies and the cardinals resting ground are here,
a tale of two cities full of death and the other full of lifelessness. a bitter empty horrible existence that all of Wisconsin is full of shit! Waupun Brownsville Beaver damn it! etc. all suck.
a tale of two cities full of death and the other full of lifelessness. a bitter empty horrible existence that all of Wisconsin is full of shit! Waupun Brownsville Beaver damn it! etc. all suck.
by hello california November 07, 2020