county goggles

A person who is not attractive is seen as hot at Martin County high school bc there are no "hot" people.

Dude 1: "she bad"
Dude 2: "Nah bro take off those county goggles"
Dude 1: "Yeah mb u right she kinda ugly"

by grantice November 19, 2021

home counties

The posh part of the UK

Is that in the Home Counties

by Uksurrey May 17, 2022

parker county

A peice of shit county in North-central Texas. It is known for holding countless white trash, chicken fucking, confederate flag waving rednecks, and an endless supply of dabbing wiggers. Its county seat is Weatherford.

"wanna go to Parker county?"
"Are you asking if i wanna fuck chickens? No!"

by Redneck1414 May 23, 2020

Carb County

This is the place where people who are Hench but not Shredded live.

Eating in Caloric excess to accelerate muscle mass gains in bodybuilding can result in a large but undefined physique.

Bodybuilders who possess this bulky but low quality muscle mass are said to be in "Carb County"

"Have you seen Steve these days? He's massive"

"Yeah but he's big but hes got zero definition"

"Yeah he's the mayor of carb county"

by Scaredtoleavethehouse October 15, 2012

graham county

has the most aids it the country

I heard your going to graham county

yeah what about it
they have the most aids in the country
ill wrap it before i tap it

by wrpe it tap it November 14, 2013

County Durham

County Durham Is Full Of Bucket Suckers and Most Of The Population Are On The Pipe.

Let’s go to county durham and have a creamy bucket .

by Jubilee Estate May 8, 2023

Louisa County

A medium sized county in central Virginia. The only thing Louisa has going for them is their high school football team. Louisa has the variety of the rednecks and the people that aren’t rednecks. Most people spend their time hunting and going to sheetz. Louisa is the type of place everyone wants to leave but never get the chance to.

Have you ever been to Louisa County?
No, where is that?

by frownytoast January 29, 2020