Cyber Suck

You and Your Girlfriend Get on facetime and she acts out giving you a BJ while you stroke off just barely out of camera view and then bust on the camera as she squirts milk out her mouth to further the illusion

Yo dude during this whole pandemic Jessica gave me a Cyber Suck

by JohnathonSurname May 14, 2020

Michigan Suck

1. The action of probing a man or woman's anus repeatedly with your tongue.

2. To lick and/or kiss the anus of a sexual partner in order to stimulate pleasure.

“Did you hear? Caleb gave Allie the Michigan Suck in 2016.”

by Savineaj94 April 6, 2021

Ben sucks

A lighthearted way to joke around with friends named Ben. Sometimes the phrase is said without a second thought but never intentionally meant to hurt Ben. Make sure you are close with your friend Ben, or they will give you the devil's glare.

Homie: "Ben sucks"
Ben internally: I'm fine. They still love me.

Stranger: "Ben sucks"
Ben: "Are you okay dude?" (intense stare)

by Flower Power 101 January 29, 2021

Goofy Suck

When your partner gives you head so good it makes you stupid.

“Man I had this chick give me the Goofy Suck last night, and my IQ dropped 10 digits!”

by George The Fox July 18, 2020

Sucking Nuggets

The act of one person placing their mouth over another's anus and providing gentle or hard suction whilst the other person intentionally defacates.

Did you hear about Schulyer? Apparently he was sucking nuggets with his girlfriend.

by bitchass mctitties August 11, 2014

that sucks gangsters

1. a verbal expression of dismay

2. an interjection indicating an unfortunate situation

Abbey: "I just stepped in a puddle and now my socks are all wet!"
Mark: "Ay that sucks gangsters."

by yolo_lyfe_og December 9, 2016

suck a sav

Sav is short for saveloy. Saveloy is a Sausage. Sausage looks like a penis. This is the same as saying "Suck a dick" but with an Australian Twist.

** Broden is a annoyed and is taking his anger out on Mark and Zach **

Broden: You can suck a sav
Broden: Hey Mark
Mark: Yes?
Broden: Guess what?
Mark: What?
Broden: You can suck a sav.
Broden: You can both suck a sav, because I am done.

by beepbopbeep November 12, 2015