strippering vaginas

female species that tend to do a lot of drugs and take their clothes off for public enjoyment in a club while worshiping their god <money>
known to surround military bases in the event that the militant ones need to see vagina because they cant make it home to wife or girlfriends

also entice old folk who are not happy with their relationships or marriage

come in nice and mean flavor
all shapes and sizes .... many with large tattoos
tend to wear extremely large heels and carry little purses
have boob-jobs or want boob-jobs overly worried about their bodies

they do not like house fees and have no problem causing trouble to customers because they think they are badass

The strippering vagina held the pole tightly between her legs as she extended her body upside down on the stage.
The strippering vaginas are surrounding the outside of the base so that our violence does not pour out into society.

by maskerbator August 25, 2011

Strippers

A concrete noun that you should neither see nor touch.

I don't like seeing strippers after I lost all my savings in that Cleveland strip club.

by bobthebuilder96 June 7, 2019

strisperer

A "stripper-wisperer." An individual who is gifted in the art of communicating with stripers.

Hey man, the stripper says she's leaving because Joe was rude to her.

Don't worry about it, I'll go get the strisperer.

by Purp37 January 17, 2010

stripped screw

Naked crazy person

Oh man, that’s a stripped screw

by Thiccmanatee February 19, 2018

Ripped Stripped and Shagged

A drinking game invented by a group of Cambridge students on holiday. The basic rules for the game are as follows:

1. Pornography is to be shown on a TV, the more random the better
2. Each contestant is allocated an action used by porn stars (examples include reacharounds, slapping, oral sex, etc)
3. Each time the contestants action is shown, they must drink
4. When the contestants glass is emptied, they must refil it and loose an item of clothing

Special Rules:
1. Any time a porn star 'finishes' all contestants must down their drinks and loose an item of clothing
2. Bets may be made on particular features that may come up, (for example, where the man will finish - chest, face etc)

'Anna did you play Ripped Stripped and Shagged on holiday?...........
Why yes, and afterwards I acted it out with Prem'

by PremAnnaMaddieAndy July 27, 2008

Striper

Someone that needs to pay collage loans

Hey Mark look at that striper paying her loans

by UngratefulTang June 3, 2016

candy striper

Derived from the term used for nurses in the 1950's (one who wore primarily white clothing with one bright pink stripe down the side), a term used to describe someone whose actions are downright asinine and borderline homosexual.

Metrosexual Guy - Hey, bud, want me to put some sunscreen on you?
Straight Guy - Fuck no, dude!
Straight Guy's Girlfriend - What the hell! Why do you always have to be such a candy striper?!

by Spina July 15, 2008