Stretchedy

When something is incredibly difficult, and you juts can't handle it and you've stretched your limits.

"Leri and Vordemy are being so Stretchedy"
"This maths is so stretchedy."

by hrWOIRHWEIORHIOWHRIOWE October 5, 2018

Stretchy stick

A brutal weapon designed to stretch and tear the anus by violent insertion.

I used my stretchy stick on that bitch boy, he needed to be taught a lesson.

by Boscosmom84 November 2, 2018

stretchnology

n. The techniques used to make thread and yarn expand lengthwise. The scientific discovery that allowed the development of modern yoga pants.

The world would still be covered with saggy butts if Spandex hadn’t developed the stretchnology to shrink-wrap those asses.

by Jerry.g.g March 13, 2019

Stretcher

Strech-er

Verb

1. The act of putting a drunk on a stretcher that is not alert and orientated enough to deny 911 transport.

"Yooo bro? I need you to pick me up. There is like 10 firefighters trying to stretcher me."

"I drunk I'm not promise. I do not want my ass to get stretchered!"

by Urban EMS March 14, 2019

Stretchie

When you try to stretch your dick under your legs to touch your ass.

Sorry I’m late I was giving myself a stretchie

by Ray Ray GoGo June 3, 2019

StretchnPump

To be so pittiful and pathetic that you need to use a penis stretcher and pump to get it up or to even not pee in your own pants

Omg Amy look at that pathetic Schugel over there he just pissed himself again cause his lil wee wee dont reach past his zipper he really should of thought ahead and used the stretchnPump method he uses to get it up for the puddles cause if he don’t some female is gonna get beat again for sure

by Hd#48 October 19, 2019

Stretchgasm

When the stretch is so good and your whole body starts shaking and it feels like you're having an orgasm.

I woke up this morning Elyse and man I had the best stretchgasm ever

by LilSpicyy March 17, 2020