Golden Gate Steamer

Used to surprise ones girlfriend for a Birthday, the Golden Gate Steamer, always performed on a Yacht, involves the act of motor boating an unsuspecting female as the boat goes under the Golden Gate Bridge. If done correctly, steam will collect on the inside of her blouse/tube-top.

Man Eric gave the best Golden Gate Steamer since Obama became President!

by overheardmarinasf September 6, 2013

bolt ya steamer

get out of here you fucking halfwit storytelling drunken bum!

bullshitter: I've built a plane rode a fish and shagged a pony!
level headed gent, (from Glasgow) Fuckin Bolt Ya Steamer!

by vamplock October 5, 2016

Dry Docking a Steamer

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.

Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"

by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016

specialized bun steamer

When you can feel someone’s breath on your asscheeks. And you’re paying them for it.

Like when you’re polishing an apple, but it’s your buttcheeks.

“He was a real specialized bun steamer.”

by Cassiafrass February 4, 2018

San Fran Steamer

Taking a public shit in a public place with no repercussions

Im going to take a San Fran Steamer On Pelosi's driveway.

by Reverend Paul Jones December 8, 2020

Portable Cleveland Steamer

Another name for the Steam Deck, predicted by Gape Newell several years before the actual steam deck was revealed.

The Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter. It'll provide you some jack pleasure on the toilet. You know whatever you need it for...

by Uncle Gubber September 11, 2023

Cross the streams

When a TV show/film is available on more than one streaming platform.

E.g.

Person A: “You haven’t seen the original Ghostbusters?!”

Person B: “Does it cross the streams?”

Person A: “Nah, it’s only on Prime.”

by WhatSheDoesintheShadows October 27, 2023