Pissed on her strawberries

To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.

Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"

"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."

"What a dick."

by opfawcett August 24, 2015

Strawberry Milk Shake

Is when a woman starts her period while having unprotected intercourse. After the man finishes inside her the resultant excrement is known as the strawberry milk shake.

Pittman never paid for the sex but he did give her the strawberry milk shake. She left it in the sink for him..

by F 1 B 3 R September 9, 2010

strawberry smoothie

Another word for va-jay-jay, as heard on "Impractical Jokers."

Joseph: "So, when I get home to my wife, I like to play around with her strawberry smoothie."

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017

Sprawlmart

A weak contraction of "Super Walmart." So-called because the immensely popular 24-hour store promotes unsustainable urban sprawl.

Hey, it's Friday night. Want to ride on some dizoggs and head over to Sprawlmart?

by Ted Isog May 2, 2005

Stawesome

A mix of the words stoked and awesome. A term of excitement for or about something.

Dude, I totally did stawesome on that test.

Winning the homecoming game was stawesome.

by Paris321 October 7, 2009

skrawg

To rail some trailer park whore real good

I want to skrawg that set over there

by My mommas rear end January 8, 2017

pips and scrawn

when your orange is full of the bits that aren't so tasty.

'Don't you just hate it when your orange is full of pips and scrawn'

by Aaron Withey August 11, 2006