Sprawlmart

A weak contraction of "Super Walmart." So-called because the immensely popular 24-hour store promotes unsustainable urban sprawl.

Hey, it's Friday night. Want to ride on some dizoggs and head over to Sprawlmart?

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Sprawl-Mart

Dude, I think that Sprawl-Mart greeter's dead

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Do y'all think Sprawl-Mart is a name of a fictional store in The Simpsons? Well guese what? It's not.

Trivia: In Springfield, Sprawl-Mart is located near the Costington's department store (which is next to the men's shelter.)

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Trolling tactic to attempt to coax people into a debate about sprawl with no intention of having a rational debate.

John tried so hard to sprawlbait me into a debate by asking all irrelevant questions.

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