Steamy trout

When a woman sits on your face after a long run in spandex shorts.

Bro, I had a great morning my wife gave me the steamy trout.

by Red93 December 12, 2023

Steamy Ray Vaughn

Verb- To fart in your lovers mouth in the bathroom after clambaking the room with shower steam

After she was done cleaning up she asked for a steamy ray vaughn, since the bathroom was already primed and ready to go

by UncleIroh237 March 1, 2024

Steamy steak bake

To shit in a pastry and let somebody else eat it.

Oh great heavens Tom that was the best steamy steak bake I ever had.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

steamy joe

When you take a dump in a coffee mug, and you melt it in the microwave. Once it is molten and steamy, you use it as lube with a sexual partner.

Emily and I woke up at the crack of dawn and did a nasty steamy joe before going to meet her parents

by Mark T-Pain June 9, 2024

Steamy Loaf

The term used by intellectuals to refer to their bowel movements, poop, crap, shit, feces, and detritus.

Oh hang on man, I have to drop a steamy loaf before we head out.

by N0where August 19, 2024

Steamy barn

When a man takes a shit up a woman's vagina so the baby will be covered in shit at birth

"How are you both white but the baby is black?"
"The baby isn't black, that's how a steamy barn works."

by Marniechan March 10, 2025

Steamy Bronson

The act of diahrreahing into a plastic bag, putting it into a sock, and beating someone with it until the bag breaks

Did you hear jordan gave austyn a steamy bronson?

by Silly willy 69 October 11, 2025