Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

by Mueece September 7, 2014

spade dick

A penis which is bent and scoops at the tip looking like a spade

One time a boy named Luca pulled his bent disabled "spade dick" out. Oh shit it's a spade dick!!!

by Gretal1996 June 30, 2016

spider daddy

Hot enough he could be spider man.

Jane: Who is that?
Alex: I don’t know but he’s a Webstered spider daddy.
Amy: Thats such a great expression!

by spiderdaddycreator May 6, 2018

Spider sense

A sixth sense that tingles when there's something else wrong with someone or something.

Spidey-I think there's something else wrong with the guy, my spider sense is tingling.
Other guy-Something else wrong with the guy besides the alien he just gave birth to out of his stomach? What do you know that I don't know spider man?

by Solid Mantis August 24, 2018

Spider-Man 4

Spider-Man 4 is a 2011 American superhero film produced by Marvel Studios, and distributed by Columbia Pictures based on the Marvel Comics character Spider-Man. It was directed by Sam Raimi and written by James Vanderbilt, David Lindsay-Abaire and Gary Ross. It is the fourth film in the Spider-Man film franchise. The film stars Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Vincent D’Onofrio, Anne Hathaway, Dylan Baker, Bryce Dallas Howard, Rosemary Harris, Hugo Weaving and James Cromwell.

Development of Spider-Man 4 began after the success of Spider-Man 3.Two sequels were planned to release after Spider-man 4. Spider-man 5 and Spider-man 6 in September of 2013 and May of 2015. Both with Sam Raimi returning to direct and Tobey Maguire to reprise his role as the iconic wall crawler. Spider-Man 4 entered development in 2008, with Raimi attached to direct and Maguire, Dunst and other recurring cast members set to reprise their roles. Both a fourth and a fifth movie were planned and at one time the idea of shooting the two sequels concurrently was under consideration. However, Raimi stated in March 2009 that only the fourth film was in development at that time and that if there were fifth and sixth films, those two films would actually be a continuation of each other. The films were later cancelled due to not being able to reach the deadline and sony went ahead with the reboot "The Amazing Spider-Man".

Raimi Fan:I can't wait for Spider-Man 4
Raimi Fan 8 years later: fuck man, it's the anniversary of when Spider-Man 4 was supposed to come out
Other Raimi Fan: DUDE THERE"S GOING TO BE A FAN FILM GO SUPPORT IT
Raimi Fan: HOLY FUCKING SHIT LET'S GO

by Chris_Jarizard September 10, 2019

Spider-Ma'am

When you cum inside of a girl and she reaches her finger up inside her vagina, scoops it out, and flings it back at you.

This fuck Kyle totally Spidermanned me the other day so after he came inside of me last night I totally got him back and pulled a Spider-Ma'am on him.

by Thesefucks October 8, 2020

Spider-Man 3

Christ on a cracker guys, it wasn't that bad. Sure the whole 'Venom thing' was horrible, but that wasn't Sam Raimi's fault, it was SONY's. SONY kept pushing Venom over and over again until poor Sam gave up.

Person 1: Spider-Man 3 sucked! I hate Sam Raimi!
Person 2: Don't blame Sam Raimi, blame SONY.

by Mr. Broderson January 22, 2021