spider rape

when one uses there hand like two legs walking up a leg like a spider would. usually meaning they want to sitck there penis in the targets vagina

boy- come here bitch im gonna spider rape you... here comes the spider.

girl- what the fuck

by jjjerzak January 27, 2008

Emo Spidey

Sam Raimi's worst mistake.

"Dude, did you see Spiderman 3?"

"Yeah, but it sucked huge balls. Emo Spidey pretty much ruined it."

by JiggaNamedMorpheus July 7, 2007

Spidey

The act of ejaculating into one's hand, and then throwing it in the face of a sex partner...or someone you hate.

Background: Originates from Spiderman's tendancy to fling white webbing.

I just spidied my skeet upside my bitch's grill.

by Franey May 13, 2005

spidey shot

A spidey shot, by defintion, involves a male ejaculating semen onto a woman's body part, i.e. face, tits, ass, etc. The aftermath resembles a Peter Parker type attack, thus, the spidey shot.

Boy, Fluffy likes taking spidey shots at the gas station !

by Birdman 33 May 22, 2005

spiderman that hoe

when a guy is getting head he pullz out and nutz in his hand then fliks it at the grils face while doing the spider man sign

she wouldent swallow so i SPIDERMAN that hoe

by wizeguy September 25, 2007

Crank Dat Spiderman

After jizzing in your hand, you whip the cum at the girls face with your hand posed like Spiderman when he spins a web.

Guy 1: I'ma Crank Dat Spiderman dat ho'!!

Guy 2: Yo, make sure you film that shit, LOL!

by Tristan S.H. December 2, 2007

Spiderman dat dude

Verb describing a rare phenomenon occurring between two men whereby the man administering butt sex to the other performs a rusty trombone (it is the courteous thing to do), catches the sperm in his hand, slaps the receiver in the face with his jizz-filled hand, and slowly pulls his hand away to create a web-like effect. And hence, man #1 has spidermanned dat dude. This phrase was popularized by the underground rap sensation Cabin Boy's song of the same title, "Spiderman dat dude (9/11 I'm sorry...)(Cabin Boy Tell'em)."

"Sweet sassy molassey, look at those hot buns over there! I would sooo spiderman dat dude!"

by Monkey Butter January 7, 2008