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sneeze stew

"Dude, you don't look so good. Is that breakfast burrito staying put? I can pull over if you need to sneeze stew."
by Chorizo Pudding June 14, 2025
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dracula sneeze

when u girl sucks your dick and makes it so hard she bit it off 12 times erased your mind let you think you were still getting sucked enough to get you to call her again and still say im leaving the dream when the conversation starts the first time
in italian like mix with spanish and something else voice "i fucking gave him the dracula sneeze 43 times and he call me 83 times"
by BlancoFamily January 15, 2022
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nocturnal sneeze

A variation of the nasal spray except that it is done whilst the partner is sleeping, catching them by surprise. The results are similar to that of the angry dragon, except that no oral interaction is involved, but she will be plenty angry nonetheless.
My girlfriend was too tired for sex, so while she was sleeping I gave her a nocturnal sneeze.
by MutantStrike December 9, 2008
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Violent Sneeze

When a sneeze rocks your chicken nugget so hard that it becomes violent like a hard rocker.
I almost had a violent sneeze when I flipped my nugget trying to reach for a tissue.
by Jukola November 22, 2021
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sneeze guard

A piece of glass to protect the buffet food
Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.

Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.

Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017
by Toxicale April 19, 2018
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sneezed in a Milo tin

When someone’s face is covered in freckles, and it looks like they sneezed in a Milo tin
the new apprentice has freckles all over his face he looks like he sneezed in a Milo tin,
by Sir Fingerer February 21, 2025
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The Sneezing Keaster

A dangerously deranged sexual act that involves rubbing a line of chili powder under your partner’s nose during anal sex. At the peak moment, just before climax, you shove their face into the pillow, pushing the chili powder into their nostrils, and triggering the sneeze of doom.

The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.
“She asked me to do the Sneezing Keaster. I brought chili powder and a helmet.”

“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”
by MrBlight June 3, 2025
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