chocolate snake

Feces, especially a long, unbroken segment thereof.

"That's it boys, pull over at the next rest stop, it's time for me to drown the chocolate snake."

by dinobuddy December 27, 2006

Sneaky snake

When you wake your wife or girlfriend up by slipping your hard-on into her while she is asleep.

Note: To perform this act, prior consent must be given.

Hey, I may give you the sneaky snake tomorrow morning, if that's OK.

by The Glunk December 20, 2011

snake bites

When someone gets two peircings on their lower lip. One on the right side and one on the left side.

1 - "did you see Ryan? He just got snake bites so he can look hardcore at the concert."

2 - "Really? I was thinking of getting some, but I didn't have the money."

by kirosleepy February 6, 2006

Solid Snake

bonifyed bad ass...need i say more?

did you see that fight yesterday he went Solid Snake on Tommys ass!

by SPG October 16, 2003

snake oil

Medicine or therapy that doesn't work.

Most of the shit sold at health food stores are snake oil products.

by beavis March 22, 2003

Sneaky Snake

when a male is sleeping next to a female. he takes her hand and puts it inches away from his penis and wakes her up so she moves her hand and touches his penis

Tironi told me to sneak into Dan's sisters room and give her a sneaky snake.

by Meatball60 December 11, 2006

Target snake

(pronounced tarjhey snake)

one who slithers through target picking up anything in sight with bright colors, and then shedding 75% of the items at the register into a cart strategically placed to block all paths of other exiting customers

Who left this cart here? What a target snake....oooo a green can opener and matching pencil sharpener..

by Analogue August 26, 2005