chocolate snake

Feces, especially a long, unbroken segment thereof.

"That's it boys, pull over at the next rest stop, it's time for me to drown the chocolate snake."

by dinobuddy December 22, 2006

Sneaky snake

When you wake your wife or girlfriend up by slipping your hard-on into her while she is asleep.

Note: To perform this act, prior consent must be given.

Hey, I may give you the sneaky snake tomorrow morning, if that's OK.

by The Glunk December 19, 2011

snake bites

When someone gets two peircings on their lower lip. One on the right side and one on the left side.

1 - "did you see Ryan? He just got snake bites so he can look hardcore at the concert."

2 - "Really? I was thinking of getting some, but I didn't have the money."

by kirosleepy January 28, 2006

Solid Snake

bonifyed bad ass...need i say more?

did you see that fight yesterday he went Solid Snake on Tommys ass!

by SPG October 16, 2003

snake oil

Medicine or therapy that doesn't work.

Most of the shit sold at health food stores are snake oil products.

by beavis March 23, 2003

Sneaky Snake

when a male is sleeping next to a female. he takes her hand and puts it inches away from his penis and wakes her up so she moves her hand and touches his penis

Tironi told me to sneak into Dan's sisters room and give her a sneaky snake.

by Meatball60 December 10, 2006

laser snake

A rare colorful snake of which only one exists on each continent. It shoots lasers out of its eyes and the explosions propel it through the air. Anyone who would attempt to take the life of a laser snake would be instantly killed. It is undoubtedly the most amazing creature ever to exist on this earth.

Random Bystander: "Look, that laser snake just killed Trump!"
Secret Service agent: "Yesssss!"

by Dave Hillman PhD, Laser Snakes July 31, 2017