"Joe. I feel empowered. You gave me a job. You did an Orange Sign."
"I know. Even though you are a turtle."
"I know. Even though you are a turtle."
by C L G September 21, 2017
Get the Orange Signmug. 
Bullshit repeated over and over again by every astrology girl on planet Earth.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.
They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.
Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.
In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.
They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.
Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.
In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
by leo123456 December 9, 2023
Get the Zodiac signsmug. by Bunting September 17, 2018
Get the Stop signmug. by Willie3232 October 28, 2013
Get the signs of a boganmug. (Someone does the Phoenix Sign in front of someone)
Dude 1 : What the hell is that?
Dude 2: That's the Phoenix Sign, the one from SML Sim's concert.
Dude 1 : Oh yeah i love that rapper
Dude 1 : What the hell is that?
Dude 2: That's the Phoenix Sign, the one from SML Sim's concert.
Dude 1 : Oh yeah i love that rapper
by SymeonBear April 12, 2017
Get the Phoenix Signmug. Public Service Announcement: It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans :Announcement Service Public
Public Service Announcement: It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans :Announcement Service Public
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
Get the Public Service Announcement: It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans :Announcement Service Publicmug.