Seal A Bust

When someone you trusted with a secret tells everyone about it.

Female: Whatever you do don't trust Mike with anything!
Female 2: Why what happened?
Female: I told him something private and now everybody knows!
Female 2: Mike is such a seal a bust!

by Tricktionary October 2, 2015

pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.

I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.

by Not Aaron Krause November 1, 2015

clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.

"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."

by Skalkin November 10, 2019

Seal

Seal said in French is fucke and is pronounced fuck. There for it is a way to say fuck.

SEAL YOU!!!! BITCH

by kahshootme December 16, 2019

Seal

When someone draws some dicks on your elementary school and u gotta tell all the little kids they’re seals

Little kid: what’s that thingy on the wall?
Older kid: a seal

by Queen Catmow September 21, 2019

Seals

Seals: A non-common name usually used a surname.Its uniqueness attracts many and the owners of such names have many suites."Seals"are normally compared to the known sea mammals.Some Seals are not swimmers but great comedians

You should get a Seals in your life😁😁

by I'm Jayda Seals April 22, 2018

Sgt Seals

A Poseidon SCP breach high-ranked User on Gmod that is sometimes a dick for some reason.

Sgt seals Has a very small penis

by Chubba Fett April 23, 2018