seattle

text message code word for get this guy away from me he is a fucking drip

text - seattle
carly - here hold on to my drink i need to save jody from that loser

by jody martin January 27, 2008

Seattle

The best city on earth. Home to the Space Needle, Puget Sound, Clouds and misconceptions about the amount of rain. New York City gets more rain than Seattle however their are ALWAYS clouds. In the winter the clouds form an impenetrable dome of darkness and sadness. Except that when it's sunny Seattle is the most beautiful place on earth.

Tourist: "I brought an Umbrella, Raincoat, Rain-boots, and Parka for my trip to Seattle"

Seattilite: "Dude, it doesn't rain much here"

Tourist: "You Lie!!!!!!!!!"

by tpenguin August 8, 2012

Seattle Super Sandwich

When a guy has a boner and the girl makes a sandwich by sliding bread, meat, other toppings, and then another piece of bread on the hard cock with man made mayo.

Gosh, i'm hungry, honey can u make me a Seattle Super Sandwich.

by coreyschwartz June 5, 2007

Scuttlebutt

A deviant sexual act occurring while one partner provides oral stimulation to the buttocks of the other. The one recieving the stimulation, also known as the "scuttle", defecates into the mouth of his partner, known as the "scuttled".

The "Scuttled" has the option to consume or disgard the byproduct.

It is HIGHLY offensive to execute a Scuttlebutt without forewarning.

Melissa - "You wouldn't believe it! He tried to scuttlebutt me!!!"

Sandy - "Thats what you get for eating ass"

by Fenderick Pottersquash January 23, 2010

Seattle Sidecar

A move where you prop a woman up in a sideways position and proceed to pound it like Seattle rush hour traffic.

Hey baby, ever hear of the Seattle Sidecar?

by The Better Legend May 28, 2010

Seattle

Seattle, WA is known as "the Emerald City". This may be because of the tall evergreen trees that populate the area. Bill Gates lives around this area, and the Space Needle does too. Starbucks, Windows, and other big businesses got their start here, too.

Seattle: My home since FOREVER!!!

by MagicalAwesomenessIsMagical August 15, 2012

Seattle

An overcrowded, overpriced shithole with nothing to do,with fags and hipsters everywhere

1: wanna go to seattle for some seafood?

2: fuck that. Sit in traffic for for 2 hours to pay 12 dollars for parking to pay 160 bucks at a restaurant filled with people in manbuns and hearing the far at the next table talk like "oh my God! This food is fab!" No thanks. Fuck Seattle. They outta burn that place to the ground

by Speak the truth, spare noone May 17, 2020