Alex Salmon

mishas cutie patootie
25% ranga

WOW ITS MY LITTLE CUTIE PATOOTIE ALEX SALMON- MISHA

by LUELLAISSOCOOL November 7, 2022

Miles The Salmon

A salmon named Miles who is a funny, hot and nice person.

They also fucked a toilet

Miles The Salmon fucked a toilet

by GhostGuy<3 November 7, 2021

Salmon sandwich

Lesbian sex

Joan and her S/O were apparently partaking in making salmon sandwiches last night

by Œuf June 24, 2019

salmon

i dont know

me when salmon being sussy

by mr beats January 11, 2023

Salmon sisters

Two female participants in a male-female-female threesome who find the male’s endurance, performance, and/or skill unsatisfactory and ultimately resort to pleasuring one another.

Salmon sisters: After a disappointing threesome, both Jane and her salmon sister came to realize they prefer female pleasuring.

by Flat Cat November 30, 2025

slap some salmon on it

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is

Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

Swedish Salmon

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.

I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.

by playedthedleif January 26, 2019