That's What She Said

Greatest joke ever- used it 4 times today (these are actual stories, nothing is made up), the rest are some of my best

#1- Kid talking about ice cream in a cone "I love it when they stuff it all in"*

#2- Teacher talking about wrong answer to math problem "That's HUGE"*

#3- Kid talking about a Spanish test "It wasn't hard, it was just really long"*

#4- Coach talking about baseball season "It just keeps getting harder and longer, harder and longer"*

- Talking about Gushers "I like it when they explode in my mouth"*

- Kid talking about steak "It's better when it's black"*

- Teacher talking to me about writing an essay on one sheet of paper "I didn't think you could fit it all in"* (He wasn't too happy about that one... lol)

*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

by NoRock King of TWSS: Soul Food April 23, 2009

That's what she said!

A term used to turn any phrase or sentence into a sexual joke.

"What if it gets stuck in there?"
"That's what she said!"

"It's just not gonna fit."
"That's what she said!"

by Piece of pie December 5, 2009

said the pope to the nun

much like that's what your mum said last night, but can be good when that gets old.

Person A: "geez this is stuck, couldja unzip this for me-"

Person B: "-said the pope to the nun"

A & B = lol...

by Mesosade February 28, 2009

Salad Tiger

A male who chooses not to take part in traditional male activities such as hunting, gambling, eating meat, partying, and going to strip clubs.

Much like a pack of male tigers enjoying a delicious antelope that they just chased down and killed. If there was one tiger who chose not to partake in the delicious carnivorous delight and instead made himself a nice leafy green salad - that would be the Salad Tiger.

Chris: Hey Steve - did you invite Jim to the party this weekend?

Steve: No dude - I told him we were grilling steaks and getting a stripper and he said he didn't want to miss the season premiere of project runway - that and he said something about whipping up some savory hummus.

Chris: Fucking Salad Tiger.

Steve: Seriously - its like he is afraid of vaginas.

by Conshy Bag Slapper December 3, 2010

Salad Fist

To grab a handful of salad and then fist someones anus. The recipient may choose a salad dressing as lube. Then after the fisting is over you make a salad out of the left over materials.

I gave Nick a salad fist last night he really enjoyed the tang of the french dressing.

by Xalee March 5, 2015

Saidy

Pretty ass female, loyal, funny,shy, lazy, a little careless, can be loud when she feels like it and,not smart but she ain't stupid either. Loves too hard and too easily. Only gives respect to those who earned it. Doesn't like to communicate through social media, she prefers face to face communication. Also loves her some Honduran spaghettis.

It's the end of the road my Saidy.

by shenotdead May 4, 2020

pubby salad

refering to the vag when a girl is wanting to have sexual relations.

jewels is making a pubby salad and she needs some of seth's own dressing!

by falala June 12, 2008