Swimming with the kids

When you cum in the bath you are taking.

I went swimming with the kids this morning and man was it awesome.

by Denzel Nguyen January 7, 2023

Swimming the creek

Rather than making an actual connection with your crushconnecting the bridge this is the act of stalking their social media to see if they are single or not.

You creep just quit swimming the creek.

by Andreas Tortellini May 25, 2018

Cry me a river so I can swim away

Exaggerated way to show disinterest in a subject that somebody cares deeply about

Person A: "My favorite tv show is cancelled"
Person B: "Cry me a river so I can swim away"

by KnashKash January 13, 2025

ducks swimming

Only the BEST swim team out there. They're like a family.

Yo man did you meet the girls from ducks swimming?

Yeah, they were the best! I wish I was cool enough to join.

by awwwhyeeeee January 2, 2011

swimming

When your so drunk your vision gets all wavy, and you feel like your swimming

I drank so much shitty K im straight swimming

by gingersintown November 20, 2019

swim champ

The sperm that won the race and turned out to be a clueless human.

You just tripped over your own shoelace swim champ.

by digital_poi January 13, 2016

Swimming In A Pit

Used is a noun and verb. This is a move performed at an alternative concert varying from hardcore to even pop punk. To make the "swimming in a pit move" you get on the ground in a mosh or regular pit at a concert and pretend to swim (stationary) by waving your arms and kicking your legs. This move is more for laughs than breakdowns.

Girl: "Dude, did you see that guy get on the ground and swim in the mosh pit?"

Guy: "You mean, swimming in a pit. Yeah that is the future hardcore dancing."

by the five second temper tantrum April 1, 2009