Speed hump

A really fast humping motion or it could go really slow

Oh it was so fast and bumpy I thought I was going over a speed hump

by 665565555 April 19, 2019

speed down

when you’re really high and have a lot of caffeine in your system at the same time. The caffeine has your heart speeding up and the hemp has your brain slowing down. your body doesn’t know what to do

i had to go get some food last night i was on a speed down

by Ghayes14 February 4, 2021

speed dater

A speed dater is someone that wastes no time on finding their lifelong partner. All dates are considered for the role. If the person chosen for a date doesn't fit his/her idea of a partner the date will be dumped and speed dater will move to the next worthy contender..

Ashley might speed dater and date a lot of men but she is on a mission to find her a husband. Ashley is not a whore.
Bill says that he will stay single until he meets his wife but will bang any female that wants to apply for the position. No strings attached.

by ManEaters anonymous March 10, 2017

Speed Crawl

Crawling At A Fast Pace

“Kyle Speed Crawls Out Of The Bathroom”

by YungThiccBoi April 2, 2019

speed fishing

An action where an individual goes through several candidates in a single sitting on plenty of fish.

EX:1st person "Gees! You've already messaged 20 people on pof! It's only been five minutes!"

2nd person "Yeah I'm speed fishing."

by Dr. Fate April 16, 2014

Gerry Speed

When the VFD doesn’t run the motor fast enough for your liking so you crank that bitch up to 165 Hz.

Yo, this bottle rinser isn’t moving fast enough to keep up so I turned it to Gerry speed and it jammed so many bottles into that filler!

by Elcapitandongcopter February 19, 2021

speed-chub

the condition of an erection after taking too many stimulants

i got this "speed-chub"..i can fuck for like 2 minutes at a time but then it starts to go soft..then i gotta like milk that blood back in and go back to fuckin. this bitch be rollin her eyes i'm lovin it.

this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)

now bend down further i need to do a line

by bobby swoledick brothers February 7, 2010