Sleeping Dragon

When a person lights a fart on fire over someones nose while there sleeping.

Attempt the Sleeping Dragon when the time is right

by Fun Times in South Africa January 19, 2010

Sleeping Houdini

When you and your wife/girlfriend are in bed and she is sleeping, you jerk-off and right before you cum, you wake up your wife/girlfriend and cum in her face

Man, I gave Cynthia a Sleeping Houdini last night!

by BIG G! November 5, 2007

Sweeping under the carpet

When you have a crush on someone that you say you don’t have a crush on them anymore

Migo is sweeping under the carpet

by Herombe is obamas father June 10, 2018

SleepingBear

1. A sleeping member of the Ursus family.

2. A writer of wonderful Ranma 1/2 fanfiction.

1. Look at that sleeping bear! Don't wake it up!

2. SleepingBear, that was a great fic! Write more, soon!

by FoxPaw November 17, 2004

sleeping sneeker

A person who takes advantage of the fact someone has either fallen asleep or briefly passed out. The sleeping sneeker will usually take advantage by doing something sexual to the person without them knowing

Chris is at a party, the girl next to him has passed out due to to much alcohol, chris then takes advantage of the situation by sleeping his fingers down the girls pance and fingers her vagina. He is then forever known as the sleeping sneeker

by tempa E April 28, 2011

sleepsing

Its when you higher than a bitch and you be juss thinkin a funny shit to say. making fun a the other over and over.

"Eyy nigga you smell like pelican piss breath ass mother." he say man nigga forget you tho thats why you suck yuh daddys dick when growin up insteads yuh moms tits." "ahhh nigga fuck you tho.""wadevah nigga you juss sleepsing"

by KrazyK February 1, 2008

sleeping beauty

to bust a hot load on your girlfriend's face/hair right before you break up with her or it's just plain gone sour....oh yea while she's sleeping!

Damn I thought I invented this term and it's definition...I did it myself to a stupid ass biiitch in '03

"The bitch said something.. I couldn't believe..so I gave the stupid ass cunt a sleeping beauty!"

kinda like the eazy e line

by eek zeke January 14, 2008