Anime boy simp

An anime boy simp is someone who is a person who simps and has feeling for this thing called an “anime boy” they feel love towards this “unreal male” who will never exist.

“Have you heard Kelly turned into an anime boy simp?”
“Jesus that girl has no life”

by Is that a simp ew May 22, 2021

Bob Velseb Simp

Basically a person who simps for Bob Velseb. A.K.A. Me.

Person 1: I think i'm a Bob Velseb simp.

Person 2: Same.

by A random goth girl April 26, 2023

Simmy

To kick someone within the crotial area with the intent to do bodily harm and severe harm to reproductive organs.(Maybe be commited with a 'steel' toed boot.)

I simmy'd you Biatch!

by Trizzy April 16, 2004

simmy

perfect, flawless, seeming to have been meticulously engineered by someone

T: "I hate the Cullens."
N: "I know, they're all so beautiful and their house is huge and- they're just so fucking simmy.

by Titty NipNip December 6, 2011

Simp

A guy who feels intense emotions and acts mushy for a girl he’s probably only known for 3 months just because she she gave him some or he’s hoping to get some. But these days it’s a loosely used word and can reference anyone who even values or respects women.

X: I heard him on the phone with Jenny telling her she deserves the world.
Y: Bro he literally met her last week... He a Simp.

OR
Guy: I respect women and don’t objectify them.
Incel: SIMP!!!!!!

by Nnyahh May 29, 2020

Simpchronicity

When worldly or life events seem to align with the episode of the Simpsons you're watching.

I was watching a Simpsons re-run last night and Bart wrote 'No one wants to hear about my sciatica' on the chalkboard in the opening. So weird, I was just diagnosed! Such Simpchronicity.

by Goldenrodzen May 11, 2016

simpamina

Simpamina is a slang term for an Italian Amphetamine used in recreation.

Hank: "Daphne who did you get your Simpamina from?"
Daphne :" My old Italian lover..... Dino"
Hank : "Ahhhh... the thirty year old that lives with his mother."

by Bookfinder May 25, 2016