September 24th

The craziest bitches are born on this day. They won't be afraid to pull a knife on you.

Don't mess with him/her.
They're mad but great fun when you get to know them

Person 1: She's so weird
Person 2: it's expected, she was born on September 24th

by BarbieThingZ October 30, 2019

September 9th

Grab ass day any person with a fat ass grab they shii ocurrr ahh single or not ya bf or ya gf can’t get mad 😒.

September 9th grab it

by Ahhhsexccass August 16, 2019

September 18

It’s ride the dick day, slow motion or fast motion you betta put the work.

Sis that man needs a memorable lesson. Give him a September 18 gift‼️

by Brazyyyy October 16, 2019

22 September

the national kiss your boyfriend day

22 september

by skaterhead September 20, 2021

September 5th

September 5th is national Ethan is gay day. Everyone named Ethan will be gay on this day so make sure you let them know.

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(September 5th)
'It's national Ethan is gay day'
'Oh'

by nibbalations101 September 01, 2020

September 9th

September 9th is national Shut up Alex day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named Alex tells said person to shut up.

"Shut up Alex!"
"No hate, it's just National Shut up Alex day. Because its september 9th."

by ThomasM1982 August 31, 2020

September 29

National give your friend the a kiss day 💋

“Hey it’s September 29, pucker up.”

by sep. 29 September 29, 2021