When, seconds after finishing a shower, a big dirty poop begins slamming around in your intestines. After jettisoning the egregious turd and wiping, you still feel unclean, so you are forced to return to the shower and soap up the inside of your butt crack again, after having just done so minutes earlier.
Guy 1: Hey man, why'd you take two showers? You're running up the water bill!
Guy 2: Fuck off, man, the sloppiest turd you've ever seen or smelled hit me right after I got out the first time, so I had to do the double butt scrub.
Guy 2: Fuck off, man, the sloppiest turd you've ever seen or smelled hit me right after I got out the first time, so I had to do the double butt scrub.
by ungabunga July 26, 2008
by Smashed Planet February 22, 2011
my husband, a helpless romantic (and buck naked) scubbed those pot and pans over the sink with such verocity he began to scrub-a-dub a swing-dong
by AbyGal April 24, 2009
To Scrub A goat is to say:
Get out of here.
I hate you get out of here
When Said with an accent ,
It is often used to make a person laugh , or vomit.
Go scrub a goat is very versatile but is a must for any awkward conversation or lasting friendship.
Get out of here.
I hate you get out of here
When Said with an accent ,
It is often used to make a person laugh , or vomit.
Go scrub a goat is very versatile but is a must for any awkward conversation or lasting friendship.
M:I want my phone Back Retard.
k:No , i'm txting My ex girl friend,
M:GIVE IT TO ME
K:NO , In a second
(phone breaks)
K:You can have it now
M:GO SCRUB A GOAT
k:No , i'm txting My ex girl friend,
M:GIVE IT TO ME
K:NO , In a second
(phone breaks)
K:You can have it now
M:GO SCRUB A GOAT
by Exgirlfriendinspired August 12, 2009
George: I was with Emma last night, scrubbing out the possum hole.
Emma: I had to scrub out the possum hole after last night with George.
Emma: I had to scrub out the possum hole after last night with George.
by Willbro August 06, 2014
Blumping is so different down here, I love it when it they top off a blump with a Bahama Brillo Scrub.
by brirosurf November 11, 2009
by shon-sama and dureiku-sama October 22, 2015