Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.

"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"

by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024

Schmoicael

Can be good or bad. Sick/dope/gnarly. Trendy term for something that’s cool

Man, did you see the new kid? He’s got some schmoicael rizz.

by RizzySkibidiTerms November 28, 2024

Schmoicael

Sick/dope/skibidi. Can be good or bad, trendy name for something that’s cool

Man, did you meet the new kid. He’s got some schmoicael rizz

by RizzySkibidiTerms November 28, 2024

Schmohawk

Used by mostly by Southwest Jews for quite a spell now. My papa been sayin it since I's a pint-sized chitlin.

Schmohawk - Peoples or person of Hebrew ethnicity who idolizes and/or emulates Native American people and their culture.

Crystal: My family and I is genuine Cherokee Indian. I reckon I don't look it, but that's the gospel truth.

Yehuda: I feel that. My bubbie says that I'm 1/64 Schmohawk; that's why I can't grow a beard right.

by josh672 (phyto) January 6, 2025

Schmokuddle

Schmoozing somebody whilst cuddling and smoking.

We are having a lovely schmokuddle by sharing this cigarette as we chat, flattering and schmoozing each other, whilst cuddling.

by Napaulalie January 24, 2026

schmogination

a group of schmogs (people)

Yo bro, me and the schmogination are going to the store, you wanna come?

by certifiedstraight February 1, 2026

schmogination

a group of schmogs (people)

Yo bro, me and the schmogination are going to the store, you wanna come?

by certifiedstraight February 1, 2026