Ja Rule

also known as the "Ja Rule effect"

when someone really has no talent whatsoever, but thinks they do so much that they actually belive they do have talent. Also known as the "Miley Cyrus" effect.

Miley Cyrus- I'm such a great singer
Doctor- yep, it appears you are suffering from the Ja Rule effect

by press the fuck button October 4, 2008

rule 9

From NCIS tv show agent Gibbs. Always carry a knife.

A rule worth knowing.

What if I get into something i can't get out of. ....

Rule 9 : always carry a knife, you can cut yourself out of anything.

by nothing is real May 4, 2016

Rule 97

No matter what it is, you will forget it. No exceptions

Guy1: Last night, will be a night I will always remember.

Guy2: Rule 97 dude.

Guy1. Damn you

by Konpaku May 18, 2011

Rule 12

Romance between coworkers never works out.

(Originated from S.A. Gibbs' unwritten Rules, per NCIS)

TONY: I love you, Kate, but we can't break Rule 12!
KATE: Screw Gibbs and his rules! We belong together.

by MissNoodles June 23, 2006

Wedgie Rules

Rules:

1: A wedgie should be given if it asked for. Such as when a person's waistband shows.

2: If a person is wearing tighty whities, give it to him just for wearing them. They are unacceptable.

3: Melvins should be given to all tighty whitie wearers, then they should have to be pantsed, and atomic wedgied.

4: If the waistband comes off during a wedgie, the wedgied shall wear it on their head all day long.

Hey, Mac, your wearing Tighty Whities! That means, wait I have to check the wedgie rules, you get a melvin!

by Nyaruma April 8, 2007

Rule 47

The pool is always closed.

'zomfg lemme in the pool or ill report you to mod LOLOLolOLoLOlOl'

Rule 47, faggot.

by ekaccakelol January 12, 2009

Rule-H

The Truth Can Hurt

Rule-H,Of course the Truth can Hurt.Truth is like a baseball.Get hit in the head or a soft-spot it can hurt like hell.But if you Spit all over it,and Knuckle-Ball it,It can be Funny as hell.

by Waboa February 6, 2009