(noun) "A perilous journey of over 20 miles in an untested vehicle in which the likelihood of loss of life, explosion, or, incarceration is higher than the expectation of safe arrival at the destination of said journey. The likelihood of mechanical failure alone does not constitute a danger ride unless the mechanical failure would certainly place the 'danger driver' where the aforementioned risks apply. The danger ride is often a moniker awarded posthumously."
I just got my learning permit and my dad is out of town, do you want to take his 1956 Porsche Speedster to a strip club in Austin? Hell yeah, I'll take a danger ride.
by Artemis Killpatrick January 29, 2017
Get the Danger Ridemug. I have to drive the Prius to work during the week, but on the weekends I grab my switch ride and cruise.
You can't use my Mercedes, it's my switch ride!
You can't use my Mercedes, it's my switch ride!
by long215 June 25, 2008
Get the switch ridemug. by the one and only jake May 9, 2006
Get the ride the toonamug. The initial sexual act betwixt to able bodied individuals in which person A. divides the lower extremities of person B. using only their genitals in the same fashion as a chef splits a squab breast in twain.
“Young master William thought it most fitting to ask her to go on a splay ride before dinner, NOT after.”
by Johnny Wishbone 79 May 22, 2018
Get the Splay Ridemug. by KanoLynx August 15, 2016
Get the riding the panthermug. "Yo Pete, you see that plane over there?"
"Uh, Ya!"
"You wanna jack it and go on a cloud ride?"
"Yea dude"
*high five*
"Uh, Ya!"
"You wanna jack it and go on a cloud ride?"
"Yea dude"
*high five*
by Drouble McDrowell February 14, 2010
Get the Cloud Ridemug. Jimmy was smoking his jay when he felt a burning sensation on his fingers and yelled "i'm riding rims homie!"
by yesbreadsticks February 4, 2014
Get the Riding rimsmug.