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Life race

A subtle and possibly unspoken life milestone competition between a group of friends or peers. Competition milestones may include but are not limited to: engagement, marriage, Home purchase (size, price, location), first child, second child, best job title, most money made, and largest penis.
Wow, check out Kevin’s 4 bed 4 bath mansion in Bronxville. He’s definitely leading in life race.

I was working on Dave’s taxes last month. His W-2s put him in the high income bracket in life race. However, I’ve been in the locker room with Dave and his income is offset by his below average size junk
by cyril o'reilly May 7, 2018
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Nut Racing

A game were more than 2 people Stand around a Device playing a type of pornograhy (Normal Porn, Hentai, Cartoon Porn etc.) and try to nut the fastest. The Person who nuts the fastest gets to clean up their mess, The loser(s) don’t!
Hey guys You down for some Nut Racing?
by ToastyPancakes May 5, 2018
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pidgeon race

A phrase often used in Bulgaria ment to imply a gay orgy in a public works office.
Ivan has informed me that segej will be having a "pidgeon race" in his sanitation building office.
by Frizz16 January 11, 2017
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Race for the Galaxy

A space-themed card game of luck, strategy and tough decisions where you build your own space empire and become the most badass emperor in the Milky Way galaxy.
Bob: Hey Carl, wanna play Race for the Galaxy?
Carl: GLORY TO NEW SPARTA!
by ARandomPersonPerhapsAnAlien November 26, 2020
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Horn Race

(n, idiom) Two or more motorists honk their horns as long and loud as possible.
Jeremy Clarkson: Okay, fine. You want to have a horn race? Ready, steady...(HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNK) Now THAT'S a horn!
James May: And it got us thrown out.
by daz14lpa February 16, 2021
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blank race

Blank is a whole new race for people who are racist to their own race and other races too
kelly:Yeah man John was so racist He became a blank race

Tom: DAYUM
by Fl4k February 25, 2021
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chat race

When one person in an online chat starts to say something before they realize that the other person is typing. This results in one or both people either stopping their typing or racing to finish typing before the other person.
I wanted to break up with John, but I lost the chat race and had to agree to a date.

I chat raced Jane to correct her spelling before she did.
by ProspektsMarch December 11, 2011
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