potato finger

A shanky penis or a penis that has been infected with a venereal disease and looks like a lumpy, infested, blistered, pimpled mess.
Jolly Johannason got the old potato finger when he grabbed his paycheck, spending it on a Vegas Venus, one week later a pain was growing in his groin and pimply crap started oozing from dozens of sores around his pecker.
by Venk January 12, 2006
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potato burn

when you eat french fries too quickly and it feels like a big wad of potato grandeur got stuck in your heart.
My blood sugar has dropped i am feeling woozy with hunger...."uh hello i guess i just have a #7....sure super size it" Fries arrive wiping grease and salt on your jeans to avoid the time consuming task of finding the napkins....WHEN...you get hit right in the chest with potato burn. You were eating so quickly it seems as if your french fries are stuck directly in your heart.
by bigeschmalls March 23, 2011
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The potato god

The potato god is a god of the potatoes and shall be respected where ever she is.
Person A: I don't like potatoes

Person B: Ruh to craggy, The potato god will punish you now!
by XxPotato woahxX May 22, 2020
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Potato Thumb

A potato thumb is a person you can't decipher whether they look like a potato or a thumb. Someone who's very existence annoys you, because you just cant put you finger (or thumb) on what object they most resemble. You can't be friends or date a potato thumb without the constant need to address the resemblance making them completely undesirable.
I don't know if Beto is ugly or just a potato thumb.

There's nothing worse than a potato thumb trying to hit on me at the club.

Why is your potato thumb ass still talking?
by Ydnim November 12, 2018
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horse potatoes

"So you're sorry, eh? Well, I say it's a load of horse potatoes. You don't mean it!"
by waynekotke March 21, 2016
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blind potato

A person who, despite their "many eyes", is too stupid to look right in front of them.
I was looking for my glasses for an hour before I realized they were in my hand the entire time! I'm such a blind potato!
by October 03, 2010
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