post-christian

A person who attempts to preserve a non-theological version of the God of Christianity. Basically, a person who wants to be a "good person" without all of the crap and melodrama usually associated with religion.

Person 1: Hey dude. Are you an agnostic or something? I see you're not into the church thing anymore.

Person 2: I'm a little wiser now. I'm a post-christian.

by Jaime G May 15, 2008

Lamp Post

Someone who is extremely tall, usually a boy.

Friend Josh: "Wow, you see that really tall boy over there?"
Friend Rose: "Yeah, that's Julian! He's such a lamp post."

by roseissocoolomg March 24, 2017

Posted Up

To be prepared or in the postion to sell drugs.

My brother Rell is posted up down the street

by gk339 June 14, 2009

Post Malone

Getting eaten from behind after a heinous period shit.

He’s such a good boy; hits me with that Post Malone and now I save so much on toilet paper.

by Goddess Hegemony August 29, 2018

Post Scene

Those who were a big part of the scene but now see the error of their ways,They still dig the music, they still might even wear some of the clothes, but they are no longer held down by the absolute need to just like all the others, they also tend to get laid more.

anyone who can wear what they want but still listen to the same music they always have and still throw it down, therefore you are post scene.

by Iampostscene November 22, 2005

Post Nazi

Someone who finds a particular thread offensive and rather than politely PM the member who posted it, with a polite message to please remove or edit the offensive manner ....contacts a Moderator and starts crying like a baby.

Why did my post get deleted?

I bet some Post Nazi hit the mod alert button!

by MuddButt September 16, 2006

Dutta Post

To create online discussion topics that are random or pointless. Popular used with Myspace groups to alert users the thread is not worth reading.

This topic is about as dumb as a Dutta Post.

by tgper123 September 15, 2006