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Phantom Piss

Not to be confused with the phantom pisser. Phantom piss is when you take a piss and you have that feeling like there’s droplets on the absolute edge but nothing happens and it’s just and uncomfortable feeling.
Some guy: So I got done working on that project and I went over and took a piss but I got this feeling like I didn’t get all of it, it was on edge but never came out like phantom piss
by The ‘High’ Cleric March 17, 2020
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Phantom Cuck

When you cuck somebody by fucking their partner, but they aren’t there to watch. So basically just sex, but you can use this phrase to seem cool around friends.
“Man, my friend fucked my girl behind my back...I got Phantom Cucked!”
by Crunchy_bois May 21, 2020
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dirty phantom

When a woman goes to the bathroom to clean up after sex, the man goes to the bottom of the bed and wipes off his cock on the inside of the bottom of the comforter
After giving Angle some hot anal and finishing off with a chili dog, Ja-mobe cleans himself up with a dirty phantom.
by Frank Manwhore Rizzo August 28, 2020
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panty phantom

When you wonder where your dirty panties have gotten to because they aren't in the hamper anymore. You consider it plausible that a dirty minded poltergeist could exist and has helped himself, but then you remember that Craig Baker had visited and left quite abruptly.
Wife: Honey, have you seen my little silk panties? I can't find them anywhere...
Husband: Have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
Wife: Of course I have, they aren't there.
Husband: Well maybe it was the fucking panty phantom?!
by A Bakers Dozen October 16, 2017
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Danny Phantomed

when it’s cold outside when you’re smoking weed so when you exhale you can’t tell if it’s smoke or just your breath. (cause danny phantom would like see his breath around other ghosts)
can be used as danny phantomed, danny phantoming, etc
yo dude I think I just Danny Phantomed can I take another hit?
by eggboi June 19, 2017
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phantom hittler

A phantom potatoe salad looking nigger bitch who can suck a catepiller dick
His is a phantom hittler
by Twisted_wizard April 20, 2016
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Phantom Personality

When someone doesn't have a definable personality, and changes and jumps between traits often.

This term is often used when describing someone.
"I really don't know how to describe myself, there's too many random things about me."

"Dude, you might just have a Phantom Personality."
by J. Calcus January 24, 2018
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