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perfect hat-trick

In football, a perfect hat-trick is when a player scores 3 times in a game, one with his left foot, one with his right food and one with his head. Sexually speaking, the perfect hat-trick is when an individual scores 3 times in a session; blow job, vaginal sex and anal sex, in that order.
- Barry, did you blag that bird last night?

- Yeah, went back to hers

- Did you get a perfect hat-trick ?

- Nah, she wouldn't do anal
by Paul Bird January 22, 2011
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perfect stranger

When you get so good at giving yourself a stranger that you actually believe someone else is performing on you, you have given yourself a perfect stranger. Performance enhancers like nail polish, promise rings, and charm bracelets are acceptable.
I saw John in line at the store today buying pink nail polish. I bet he's trying for a perfect stranger.
by ALotofAlano March 24, 2008
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Perfect 10

When one achieves the rare 8 hours of sleep followed by a morning deuce.
Dude, this morning I scored a perfect 10!

I knew it was gonna be a good day when I woke up to a perfect 10!

Joe- "Why is Becca in such a good mood this morning? She is normally a zombie bitch."
Jen- "She musta scored a perfect 10."
by Miss Skank March 4, 2013
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Perfection Group

Most Perfection groups are myspace whores whose main goal in life is to get as many friends on their myspace as possible. They often suffer from the delusion that deathly thin is in. Members are often Anorexic or Bulemic. Most are scene and/or emo posers.

Top groups are Perfection Dolls, VIP, and other Perfection Trains. These groups promote eating disorders such as Anorexia and Bulemia often referred to as Ana or Mia. They claim to be elite, envied, and hated by anyone not like them. They all claim individuality and yet they all look alike.

There are other groups out there such as Dysfucntion Freaks that accept anyone and teach beauty comes from within. The owner is a heavy set female from the US called Crispy Owl. She doesn't give her real name, unlike some of the others that lead groups. All of these groups are on Myspace.
Perfection groups are a fad, they will eventually die out. If you chose to become a member of one, choose carefully and please think about what eating disorders do to your body.
by Freak off the leash April 7, 2008
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Perfecg

A girl, typically blonde, who is on the way to being perfect but not quite there yet.
Guy 1:
You know that Mary-Kate Olson she quite perfecg you know!

Guy 2:
You mean perfect??

Guy 1:
No she's not quite there yet but she will be!
by PHunky Munky May 21, 2009
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Perfect

a state of completeness and flawlessness
by you_-_know_-_who November 19, 2010
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Perfect

A person who has no flaws whatsoever and all you see is good within them. They are beautiful , cute , funny and adorable and you never want to stop talking to her. You cannot imagine you're life without this person and you cherish every moment you spend with them.
An example of a perfect person is Kelsie Geddings
by Cammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy December 21, 2012
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