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panic proposal

When a guy knows he has messed up so bad that his girlfriend might break up with him so he pops the question to hook her in deeper in hopes she won't leave him.
Girl, we all know that engagement is a panic proposal, they been together four years and he knows his side chick is pregnant.

That dick thought I didn't know about those other girls! Can you believe he tried a panic proposal when I told him we were done?!
by Scarpatchy May 2, 2019
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panicatthediscoaddict

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I am a panicatthediscoaddict I am litteraly listening to Nicotine right now
by epicgamer69420ree October 15, 2019
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Panicwoke

To rise from "slumber" with a feeling of intense dread and/or apprehension.
-the feeling of mistakes made the previous evening that are not yet clear.
Man, I knew better than to go to the strip club with those dudes the night before my mom flew in. The birds were chirping the next day and I straight Panicwoke.
by haydukelives! December 7, 2019
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panik

when ur son and daughter are dating each other
Your son is dating: kalm
Your son is dating your daughter: panik
by xSilentFire March 2, 2020
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Panic

When you go to over buy Toilet Paper in 2020 because the Covid-19 Virus lurks about.
We're almost out of toilet paper, I need to go panic at the store.
by Apoc Revolution March 18, 2020
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panic siege

A counterpart to a panic attack - instead of a brief assault on one's nerves, this is a constant, low-key wearing-down of one's mental health.
I haven't been sleeping well since the quarantine began, I've just too restless. It's been a real panic siege situation.
by BradRoar April 23, 2020
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panic affap

A panic affap is the abrupt onset of intense horny or sexual arousal that reaches a peak within minutes and includes at least four of the following symptoms: Thick ass boner, the boner so thick that it could rupture any anal cavity. The intense need to masturbate. Trembling or shaking. Fantasizing about one or several girls you might know.
Guy1: bro, I had a panic affap

Guy2: shit man, how intense was it?

Guy1: I ripped my body pillow man

Guy2: God damn
by producesincitybutter September 28, 2020
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