Ball Pad

The padded portion of bicycle shorts in the crouch region.

You can fold your own bike shorts. I don't want to risk touching the Ball Pad.

by Kap21 June 4, 2018

Pad Brat

The child of a military family, sometimes referred to as a 'military brat' or an 'army brat'. typically someone that's grown up moving house alot.

Emma is a pad brat, her mum's in the army.

by Jerkherx October 27, 2025

Pad see ew

A Thai dish that is made from white rice noodles stirred fried with meat (e.g. pork or chicken), eggs, chinese kale chopped, garlic and dark soy sauce.

I love Pad see ew!!!

by starvinger🧐 December 27, 2022

launch pad

The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off

“I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”

by ScrappyDoob October 6, 2020

porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.

My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.

by flabeach August 25, 2011

snatchelor pad

(n) a single lesbian's apartment, home, or any other living quarters

"Hey, after this drink, you wanna go back to the ol' snatchelor pad and see where that takes us?"

by TedSheckler June 21, 2016

jump pad mquack

Jumps up your ass and fucks you so hard like shrek that you start “quacking” like a duck.

Last nigh a girl asked me to jump pad mquack her for pleasure.

by Fuck me hard March 4, 2018