pecker pounder

One who masturbates
a jerk off

hey you know thatt guy down on the corner
yeah hes a pecker pounder

by [e-mail] January 24, 2008

Sarah Jessica Parker

A materialistic bitch who looks like she has a horse face.

Holy crap! That horse looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!

by The Strange Duck July 25, 2008

emo peter parker

The resulting character, attitude, and appearence, when Peter Parker is influenced by the symbiote in the movie Spider-Man 3; distuguishable change in hair style (emo style), some what "sexy" dance moves, and talking in a slang manner

The line :"Fix this damn door!!" was spoken by Emo Peter Parker.

by Chris Cagle October 15, 2007

Hewlett Packard

Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.

-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my bed)
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.

-How much?
$1500

by NukifyouBuk December 4, 2010

Pecker Checker

Prison slang for a guy who looks at other guy's dicks while they are in the shower.

AKA Shower Shark or Peter Gazer

Gary didn't like to go into the shower with the other guys because there were too many pecker checkers in jail.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test

The fitnessgram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep a single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark, get ready, start.

The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test is the worst new meme.

by SuccPapi October 4, 2016

dorothy parker

An absolutely amazing poet and woman. She coined many terms like "ball of fire", "are moderne", "one night stand" and "chain of daisies." She was awesome.

Dorothy Parker was a poet and writer in the Jazz Age of America.

by Emily Claire January 6, 2008