by 7568ino December 2, 2023
Get the worst president mug.This is a phrase used to describe somebody who is hogging the smoking device and keeping it to yourself.
by planetchad June 15, 2009
Get the President Bong mug.A play on bench press; whenever you or anyone else is the one guy in the gym who acts like he has the world record bench press max, owns the bench station, and walks in as if "Hail to the Chief" starts playing as soon as he gets through the door. Used to refer to a badass jacked dude, or sarcastically to a not so jacked dude.
Lifter 1: Dude, you see that guy over there?
Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president
Lifter 1: That guy is badass
Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press
(more sarcastically)
Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today
Guy 2: Fuck you man
Lifter 2: Yea, that's the gym's official new bench president
Lifter 1: That guy is badass
Lifter 2: I hear he reps 4,000 lbs on bench press
(more sarcastically)
Guy 1: What's up bench president, you're looking exceptionally jacked today
Guy 2: Fuck you man
by briarbowls March 21, 2016
Get the bench president mug.The highest-ranking politician in the United States, able to veto congressional legislation and sign executive orders. Despite often being considered the most powerful man in the world, the job actually requires relatively little technical skill to perform since a President can rely on their administration to formulate policy and write executive orders, speeches, statements etc. This is demonstrated by the fact that most of the recent Presidents at the time of writing have either been senile or dangerously stupid.
“The President of the United States” is a phrase that Americans like to say with relish.
“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?” ~The President of the United States
“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?” ~The President of the United States
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
Get the President of the United States mug.As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"
Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"
Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
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Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
Get the Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! mug.A phrase originating in 2017 to express contempt for President Donald Trump. Now, it is used to express contempt for Joe Biden, as well as the continually contested belief that Biden cheated in the election.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 2, 2022
Get the Not My President mug.Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu), is the class president at Southern Lehigh High-school (2019-2022.) Well known for his swimming accomplishments and his presidential feats (like bringing back lunch in the gym) He is well loved by all and will most indefinitely go down in SL history as the best president to ever have lived.
SL Pupil: “Hopefully Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu), is well-protected by the secret service.”
SL swimmer wannabe: “Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu), why won’t you tell me what Stoyle means??”
Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu): “STFU.”
SL swimmer wannabe: “Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu), why won’t you tell me what Stoyle means??”
Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu): “STFU.”
by PEYTON1965 November 24, 2021
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