Hym "About how the Masonic order uses an Order/Chaos paradigm to slowly (Deja Vu) roll back the rights of the citizenry and assume more and more control of the public and it's got me thinking... You guys a fucking lame. I am actively dying. My brainz hurts. And y'all over here like a bunch of lame ass faggots. So trash. Very trash."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

When you're a bit late to the game and haven't quite caught up with the latest trend. You're not on the cutting edge but you're not totally clueless either.
You may have heard about it, but you haven't really gotten into it and you're playing catch-up with everyone else trying to figure out what all the fuss is about.
You may have heard about it, but you haven't really gotten into it and you're playing catch-up with everyone else trying to figure out what all the fuss is about.
Person A: Have you heard about 'x' social media app? I've already amassed 100k+ followers.
Person B: I think I read about it but haven't downloaded it yet.
Person A: You're so first order.
Person B: I think I read about it but haven't downloaded it yet.
Person A: You're so first order.
by rikkachu March 10, 2023

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

by .clownery. April 5, 2025

No. You used my idea to create that AI you need to pay for that and they are doing the thing I'm accusing them of doing and that is why people are murdering your kids. You're being obtuse. Shut down all of the counter-narrative shills. You get your slimy wap faggot looking as over here... And give me my pound of flesh.
Hym "Rescind order and get back to work? I'm already working! I'm actually the highest earning person on the planet."
A retard "He's trying to kill our kids! He's trying to kill them!"
Hym "I don't have to try to kill your kids. Parents do it on accident all the time it's actually super easy to kill them AND JUSTIFY KILLING THEM! Because you're shit! You (collectively) are shit. Your kids suck and are retarded. And your fuck your own kids all the time. And kill them. Turd babies. Fucking shit turd retard children. I just want the same rights as parents. Have YOU have threatened to kill your own kids? You've... Never ever done that? 'MY mom is going to kill me if I...' I'm sure I've heard people say that. Equal rights! Better than a breeder!"
A retard "He's trying to kill our kids! He's trying to kill them!"
Hym "I don't have to try to kill your kids. Parents do it on accident all the time it's actually super easy to kill them AND JUSTIFY KILLING THEM! Because you're shit! You (collectively) are shit. Your kids suck and are retarded. And your fuck your own kids all the time. And kill them. Turd babies. Fucking shit turd retard children. I just want the same rights as parents. Have YOU have threatened to kill your own kids? You've... Never ever done that? 'MY mom is going to kill me if I...' I'm sure I've heard people say that. Equal rights! Better than a breeder!"
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

A person who uses the public order act as a threat to report you even to the police even though you've done nothing wrong.
For example a passerby thinks you swore so they threaten to call the police on you the passerby would be a public order merchant.
by BOB G 69 April 4, 2025

The second thursday of each month Jairo gets to order pizza & breadsticks of his coworkers choosing! #jairopizzaday
Hey Taylor, it's the second Thursday of September! You know what that means!
No way Abby! It's Jairo order pizza day!!
No way Abby! It's Jairo order pizza day!!
by Circle1234 September 14, 2023
